One does not simply walk out of Mordor with only the items one came for. Before Target was ‘a thing’ my sister used to...
i lav target
THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT!
Fuckin-A! Its the $100 store. Since I can’t ever leave without spending $100!!
Target makes every bit of me happy. Unless you count my credit card as a bit of me.
I live down the street from one. Beautiful bastard of a store.